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Posted in media by Adrian Arroyo on June 11, 2010

Roger Simon loses feet, retains sense of humor:

Q: Is there anything we can do for you? Anything you need?
A: Pity.

Q: Pity?
A: Or an iPad. I can’t decide which.

Q: I hear iPads are pretty cool.
A. Yeah, but pity is cool, too. I could call up somebody who never returns my calls, for instance, and it would go like this:

Aide: Madam Secretary, Roger Simon is calling.
Secretary Clinton: You know I don’t talk to morons. Hang up on that geek.
Aide: But Madam Secretary, he has no feet now.
Secretary Clinton: My God! Put him through immediately, and find a classified document I can leak to him!